December 2011
296 posts
Clients From Hell: Read the large, bolded print →
clientsfromhell:
Client: I didn’t want XP - I wanted Vista.
Me: But you asked for XP.
Client: But I want Vista now.
Me: I’m sorry sir, but you signed the form - it says right here in bold letters that there is no return on software.
Client: I only signed it. I didn’t read it.
Me: Again, I’m sorry - but…
When I smile... →
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Everyone has an annoying friend. →
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If you don’t have one, it’s probably you.
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When you try taking photos of yourself.. →
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When you accidentally make something rhyme..... →
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"I'm gonna get six locks on my door. And then when... →
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When people my age talk about how much they love... →
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That tragic moment when you check the price tag... →
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clientsfromhell:
Client: What is the opposite of Z?
Me: … of Z?
Client: Yeah, I’m doing the ctrl+Z thing and I went too far back in time. You know that scene in the Time Machine where he goes too far back in time?
Me: Yeah.
Client: Like that.