September 2010
41 posts
clientsfromhell:
Client: “I have the inspiration photos on my phone, I can show you what I’m talking about now.”
[Client holds the phone facing me and scrolls through the photos with his finger.]
Client: See, these colors. Here’s another one…
[Client scrolls a little too enthusiastically, and lands on a photo of his smiling face next to a giant erect penis.]
Client: “Oh! Ha! Not that one.”
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Fat men, on average, last longer in bed.
for all those shallow bitches out there
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