(via imgTumble)I SAW WHERE COOKIES WEREN’T
AND SAID
NO
THIS WILL NOT DO
THIS WILL NOT DO
I MADE MY OWN FOOD WITH SCIENCE.
Every time I see this on my dash I smile.
Cookies are fucking goddamn delicious.
This is why I fall in love so easily on Tumblr.
now i want a cookie.
forever reblog
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This is true. Spiders cannot fly.
However…
There are some that can balloon. They shoot some webbing out of their butt and form a triangular shaped spider parachute. They wait for an updraft and just float away.
They may not be able to fly… but they can certainly parachute onto your head, stow away in your hair, and bite you in your sleep.
(artist’s rendering)](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4cz1lf1jp1qewacoo1_500.png)
[reddit]
This is true. Spiders cannot fly.
However…
There are some that can balloon. They shoot some webbing out of their butt and form a triangular shaped spider parachute. They wait for an updraft and just float away.
They may not be able to fly… but they can certainly parachute onto your head, stow away in your hair, and bite you in your sleep.
(artist’s rendering)
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my teacher makes students sing to the class if their phone beeps
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A five year old Robert Downey Jr in his film debut (x)
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